Today I’m very happy my dear diary…
I met a true sample of a mammal Carnivore. I went to the beach and there she was: Magnificent, imperial, 180 kg of true human nature…
…whimpering and growling with her nasal, thunderous voice to her tiny little daughter for breathing, and to the fishes of the sea for existing elsewhere but her stomach…
I smiled, to show her my compassion and went back to my reading. What I was reading? Oh! Nothing important… A short story from the book “Hot Water Music” by Charles Bukowsky: “900 pounds”…
P.S. 1 First drawing was made live today at the beach on the book of Bukowski. The story is true and any identification with existing people is purely not accidental.
P.S. 2 First link of Bukowski is from Uncyclopedia and second link of Bukowski is from Wikipedia (homework=find the differences)
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